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adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

(via takemeback-)

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phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via chasing-chelsea)

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repeals:

Just a picture with the pup! i don’t want to spam you with a paragraph, but my blog is here! i give tips, advice, and check out blogs, just ask :)  

repeals:

Just a picture with the pup! i don’t want to spam you with a paragraph, but my blog is here! i give tips, advice, and check out blogs, just ask :)  

(via sorelatable)

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wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild, via lovecarethenjoy)

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4 hours ago
So my boyfriend did a thing. →

hellochameleon:

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

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He left a lot of cute…

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jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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(via chasing-chelsea)

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mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

(via chasing-chelsea)

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sexistant:

jaclynwhalen:

taylorstitcharchive:

Best and most useful life hacks you NEED to know

OMG #4 helped me so much omg 

i am NEVER kissing a boy again after reading #7 ew holy shit

sexistant:

jaclynwhalen:

taylorstitcharchive:

Best and most useful life hacks you NEED to know

OMG #4 helped me so much omg 

i am NEVER kissing a boy again after reading #7 ew holy shit

(via forgiven-lovers)

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4 hours ago

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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(via shouldnt)

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4 hours ago

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via anidioticblogger)

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4 hours ago

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via anidioticblogger)

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