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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial, via love-ashleykim)

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2 weeks ago

somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

(via psychotic-fallen-angel)

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3 months ago
bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

(Source: makiface, via psychotic-fallen-angel)

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3 months ago
onahighwire:

"The Last One", the series finale of the television sitcom Friends. (2004)

onahighwire:

"The Last One", the series finale of the television sitcom Friends. (2004)

(via psychotic-fallen-angel)

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3 months ago

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

(via rebel--belle)

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3 months ago

maleteen:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”

(via rebel--belle)

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3 months ago
jellyguy:


This is the best picture of my dog ever taken

jellyguy:

This is the best picture of my dog ever taken

(via anidioticblogger)

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3 months ago